When pub crawling goes literal.
A man had been drinking at a pub all evening, and by the time the bartender rang for final orders he was totally bladdered. He stood up to leave and promptly … Read more
When pub crawling goes literal.
A man had been drinking at a pub all evening, and by the time the bartender rang for final orders he was totally bladdered. He stood up to leave and promptly … Read more
Rum, rivalry, and intelligent justice
In the middle of the night, a Bootneck is driving from Plymouth to London, and a Para is driving from London to Plymouth. There are no other cars on the … Read more
Rum, rivalry, and intelligent justice
In the middle of the night, a Bootneck is driving from Plymouth to London, and a Para is driving from London to Plymouth. There are no other cars on the … Read more
The wealthy man and his feathered date.
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, “I’ll have a … Read more
Firing squad over musical torture.
An Englishman, Irishman, Welshman, Scotsman were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, ‘We’re going to line you up in front of … Read more
Driver outsmarts 5 police vehicles.
A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the driver’s door. ‘Is there a problem, officer?’ ‘You were speeding, sir. Can I see your licence please?’ The … Read more
Don’t cross Ted and his beer
One day at the end of class, little Johnny’s teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story. … Read more
Speaking canine? Too good to true.
An insurance salesman is visiting a remote farmstead. He parks at the foot of the driveway and walks up to the house to find an old Labrador lying on the … Read more
Powerful day to be a Rabbit
The CIA, The FBI and the NYPD are on a training exercise together. They are told to go in to the woods and bring back a squirrel. The FBI goes … Read more